Hi all
this is the story about the turkey
Richard had a phone call from his friend Tenerson (odd name I know)
Ten_" Richard can you come down to help I have a bit of a problem" (Ten has had a triple by-pass)
Richard went he was gone for ages when he came home he was very red sweating and tired (I thought what has been going on here?)
he then told me Ten had a turkey in his garden it was a live one
they both went out the turkey was stood looking at them
Ten had phoned RSPB they couldent do any-thing so he then phoned the animal farm thinking it had got away from there but no they still had there's he phoned the council they couldent do any-thing as they had no-where to put a turkey so he ended up phoning RSPCA they were to come to help but never turned up
right it was down to Richard and Ten to get the turkey
Ten was throwing bread out of the kitchen window Richard in the garden with a big coat to throw over the turkey
he threw the coat the bird took off running down the road with the coat on his back
Ten shouting the bloody bird has got my good coat on Richard running after the bird (his little legs were too short (as long as Lofty's) to catch it)
coat fell off
right the two of them went back to the house they needed a rest on hearing some-thing out-side they went to have a look the bird was on the conservatory roof the two of them went by the back door looking up the bird turned it's back on them and pooed on Tens head
the two of them tried to get it the next day but couldent
the RSPCA finally came (two women with a net) and got the turkey
Mary L

What's for supper at your house tonight?

Joanna

Sounds like a sitcome Mary - hope all 3 have recovered!

Julie